What's keeping the country amused and riveted after the elections? Read on!
1. WILLIE REVILLAME THREATENS TO QUIT IF ABS-CBN DOESN’T DITCH THE BUZZ HOST JOBERT SUCALDITO FOR QUESTIONING THE INTELLIGENCE OF WOWOWEE CONTESTANTS.
-Throwing a tantrum on national TV? How old are you again, Willie?
2. CITING IRREGULARITIES IN POLL RESULTS, JC DE LOS REYES TAKES BACK HIS CONCESSION TO NOYNOY AQUINO.
-Keeping your mouth shut is must-learn life skill.
3. MANILA ARCHBISHOP CARDINAL GAUDENCIO ROSALES PRAYS FOR THE COMELEC.
-Because the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
4. MAR ROXAS GETS IRKED BY RIVAL JEJOMAR BINAY’S POLITICAL AD, WHICH INSINUATES THAT HE’S PRO-GMA.
-Look out for some last-minute mud-slinging.
5. SEVEN LANAO DEL SUR TOWNS FACE POSSIBLE FAILURE OF ELECTIONS.
-It’s just part of the long-running "Let’s Give Mindanao a Bad Name" campaign.
6. THE COUNTRY’S 15TH CONGRESS IS BOUND TO BE STAR-STUDDED-WHAT WITH LANI MERCADO AND LUCY TORRES IN IT.
-Shall we give them the benefit of the doubt?
7. THINGS START TO GET UGLY IN THE JEJOMAR BINAY-MAR ROXAS SMACKDOWN FOR THE VICE-PRESIDENCY.
-They might as well be in a boxing ring.
8. JEJEMONS AND NON-JEJEMONS ALIKE GIVE NOYNOY AQUINO SUGGESTIONS ON HOW HE SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY.
-Isn’t Democracy beautiful? (Dear Noynoy, click this link when you encounter jejemon lingo.)
9. THE MARCOSE'S ARE A-OK WITH AN AQUINO PRESIDENCY.
-Hmmm, this should be interesting...in a telenovela sort of way.
10. TV NETWORKS GO ÜBER TECHIE WITH THEIR ELECTIONS COVERAGE-USING iPADS, HOLOGRAMS, AUGMENTED REALITY, AND TOUCHSCREEN TVS .
-Why the sudden urge for gadget-dependent theatrics?
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