I was watching news on tv the other day and saw this awesome hot-guy.. cant think of anything so i came up with this:
"DANTES's MOUSTACHE and BEARD BEAUTY PARLOR" featuring 2009 image model Comelec spokesperson James Jimenez
Testimonial:
"I'm very happy with Dante's state-of-the-art moustache-twirling service, beard rejuvenation and scrotum laser-resurfacing, now I have the drop-dead gorgeousness of my idol Dante Varona! Everytime I look in the mirror, I faint! Gosh, I'm that hot! No one will know I'm not actually an Earthling!"
-- James Jimenez , famous Filipino celebrity, teenage hotrob and Comelec spokesperson

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