Wednesday, June 5, 2013

When Something Someone Thinks It's Funny is not Funny Anymore

Been wanting to do this for the longest time, this blog entry does not represent my dislike with Vice Ganda, its just that what he did recently, for me, I think is way above his pay grade. Vice Ganda is a star. He has television shows, which he claims have rated on top consistently. He has endorsements, the standard of success for most Philippine celebrities, and asks the public to subscribe to Globe telecom and eat Funtastyk Young Pork Tocino. I got family, friends and relatives who file leaves on the days his movies light up the screen, holding up hand-drawn posters, in the hope that their hero will turn his head and wink on the red carpet..
His celebrity is such that his opinions on a wide variety of issues make newspaper headlines and run as sound bites in the evening news. Senatorial candidates express their gratitude over his endorsement. He says elected candidates should have more legislative experience. His support for family planning was lauded as a brave, progressive move among the purple-clad crowd. He does not refuse interviews, he answers all questions, saying he supports sex change operations and believes sexuality should be irrelevant in the military. He is sharp, witty, irreverent, and straddles both politics and entertainment.

“We need to see people according to their capacities,” he said in an interview in 2011 after the premiere of his film Praybeyt Benjamin. “We will understand people more if we look beyond their appearance.”

Jose Marie Borja Viceral; born March 31, 1976, called Vice Ganda by all and sundry -- is aware there are responsibilities that come with rising high.

“I’m enjoying what I am now, and at the same time aware of my responsibility.”

*** oh well, really??

Jessica Soho is a journalist. She rose in the ranks at a time when it was difficult to be a woman; especially when that woman is not typical of the rest of the camera-ready long-legged darlings of prime time. She covered war, flood, and political intrigue, she fielded hundreds of reporters and made decisions that changed the face of Philippine media. In the last 30 years she proved herself, again and again, providing women across the country with the possibility that a woman can fight and win.

In the span of two minutes and 31 seconds, a comedian named Vice Ganda decided that all this was not enough; that it was funny, oh so funny -- to bring down this public figure to a crass cartoon of all that makes it terrible to be a woman : helpless, hapless, judged and found wanting by her weight instead of her mind.

And so this man reduced this woman to the unforgettable picture of a fat snorting pig on a shiny platter -- all skin and blubber and grease, naked legs akimbo, demanding to be fucked and taken for as long as she had an apple in her mouth.

This is what rape is. It is the use of power over a helpless individual; often a woman, who is forced against her own will to be physically violated in the closest and most personal of ways.

In the last few years, the definition has changed. It includes shards of wood shoved up vagina's, as a number of gentlemen did with activist Sherlyn Cadapan when she was abducted by the men of the still-at-large Jovito Palparan.

It also includes; although the Supreme Court may disagree, the sexual abuse of a young woman named Nicole in the back of a van behind Neptune Club in Subic Bay, although we are told it is her fault because she was drunk and flirtatious. It includes; for example, the rape by 6 men -- mostly teenagers, of a 20-year-old girl on the way home from watching fireworks at one in the morning of January 2012. That was gang rape, and her father wants them all buried behind bars.

In the imagined world created by Vice Ganda, Jessica Soho too was gang raped; only this time -- the woman is so desperate that she welcomes the assault.

***

It was a joke, he said. Just a joke. He apologized, he said sorry because “he may have offended Ms Jessica Soho.”

He does not understand why so many made this an issue – it was, after all -- just for laughs. He forgets that he held the megaphone and stood on the platform, that it was his choice and his pre-produced, pre-rehearsed script that put Jessica Soho on a weighing scale and seared that image into the national imagination.

This is what is funny, this is the joke he delivered: "this angry woman is fat, boys and girls, so fat she will break a scale, so fat her panties are the size of comforters, so fat she can be mistaken for a roast pig." Ding goes the bell, there go the laughs.

This is not just about a rape joke, or about a crass joke, or about Jessica Soho. This is about how this man looks at women, and what he finds funny — so funny that he can barely deliver his lines — and it is a judgment on him as well. He chose to do this, as many men and women have chosen and still choose to do, all the more potent because it was an intelligent, progressive, much adored comedian with followers in the millions who chose to do it; in public, before thousands.

This is correct -- he means, this is okay. Laugh, because I am laughing with you.

“Let us stop this,” he said in the monologue he gave as apology over noontime show Showtime. “Let us stop giving opinions especially if you don’t know what happened and if you never watched it, because the world will be more chaotic.”

It is an odd apology, filled with perhapses. Perhaps people were offended. Perhaps they were angry. He promises never to speak of Jessica Soho again, as if the issue were Jessica Soho, and not this brutal attack on the female image. Had it not been Jessica Soho, it would have been the same, only less powerful, less public, less the fall from grace.

You don't get the joke, say his supporters. It’s his right, it’s funny and brilliant and exactly what comedy allows.

This is not about censorship. It is about freedom. Vice Ganda can say what he wants to say, offend whomever he chooses to offend, and if he is excoriated for it, if he is attacked and questioned and called a bully and a bitch, that’s freedom too?

The Emperor is naked -- and it's not Jessica Soho

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Life Lessons You will Learn From Candy Crush

Not too long ago, Angry Birds destroyed my sleep pattern :( And so as not let history repeat itlself, I refrain from getting hooked on apps downlodable over AppsStore and Google Play. I stick to reading e-books on my 2 year old Kindle instead :)

Candy Crush is the sweetest addiction to hit our smartphones, iPad's and Tablet's this year, by far. It's a huge time sink and despite being immensely frustating in the later levels, people just can't stop playing..and I too, had tried to smash a few recently.

In many ways; I think its safe to say that Candy Crush is just like real life, with lessons we can use in our daily grind called life. And while I'm not a big fan of this game/app here are few things I learned upon playing Candy Crush:

* Life is equal parts fun and frustrating. It is full of challenges every step of the way, yet it can also be sweet and colorful!
* Chocolate is evil. It will mess things up.
* You won't always understand what's going on. That's fine, you're not expected to.
* There will not always be friends who can help you out. It happens. Suck it up and wait.
* Help friends as much as you can. Life is all about give and take after all.
* Ask friends for help when you need it. You'll be surprised at how many are able and willing.
* Persistence is the key to success. If you persist long enough, one of these days you are bound to get it right somehow.
Or get lucky. Or both :)
* Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get lucky with a good board, sometimes you don't. Deal with it.

Yea, the Candy Crush bug bit me -- and now I got the flu; have a nice weekend y'all ;D

Sunday, April 21, 2013

How To Make Your Boss Like You

I have just re-entered the working world. One obvious question on my mind is – how to make my boss like me? making your boss like you isn’t difficult. It just takes a little "common sense." Let’s start with a few obvious ones.

1. Ask When You Do Not Know
Never assume things. Never assume how things are done or need to be done. When you are not clear always ask.
-You probably think, wouldn’t that make me look bad? Well, what is worst? Because you assumed you got the work wrong and spend more time correcting it or asking to clarify?

2. Take Initiative
Asking when you do not know does not mean that you cannot take initiatives.
In fact, you should learn to take initiatives when the need arise or when the opportunity presents itself.
Is there something that can be done better or should be attended to but no one found the time to attend to it. Ask to be the one in charge and make sure you see through the initiative you have taken.

3. Be An Ever Present Help
Be there whenever help is needed. Is there a project that may need more hands? Take the initiative to ask for a role.
-Your boss will appreciate the extra help. Even if your help is not needed, your boss would at least know you are willing to chip in. This is one of the easiest ways on how to make your boss like you.

4. Make Your Boss Look Good
Now, that doesn’t mean you take blame for things that go wrong. It can be something as easy as preparing the background to a briefing or meeting he or she is attending. In this case, ensure that he/she has the pertinent information needed to have a productive meeting/briefing.

5. Stay Out Of Trouble
Do not get involved in office politics. Do not gossip. Do not speak ill about other colleagues – be it in your team or otherwise. Not only will you suffer for your own words and actions, your boss will too. Create good working relationships across departments. Another way on how to make your boss like you is to stay out and avoid giving your boss any trouble. When you go to your boss with challenges you face, always bring two to three solutions and state your preferred solution to the challenge you are facing.

6. Be Like A Dry Sponge
Soak up the working culture around you. Learn the working styles of your colleagues and how you can find competitive advantage for yourself. Observe how personnel dynamics work in the office - like who can get things done due to their influence. Become a quick learner of everything.

7. Pick Up Cues Of How Your Boss Works
Learn, observe and ask how your boss likes things done. The best person to ask is your boss and those closest to him.
-Learn from other’s mistakes when they work with your boss. People will complain when the boss reprimands them, and that is the best time to learn what doesn’t go down well with the boss.


8. No Job Is A Bad Job
People like to pick and choose jobs or projects assigned to them. They choose to believe that some have more value than others.
To a certain extent that is true. But it is also true that bosses know who are the ones who are sincere in helping and uses these opportunities to learn. No assignments are bad at an early level. Every project is an opportunity to learn.

Take the assignment from your boss graciously and do your best. It will not go unnoticed.

9. Don’t Try To Get Away With Things
When you make a mistake, come off clean and do not try to cover up. That’s one way on how to make your boss like you. Don’t try to get away with things also means do not do your work by testing how little effort does it need.

Some people are always trying to get work off with the least possible effort and at a passable rate only. Strive for excellence in everything that you do. Let the quality of your work shine. Your boss will know.

10. Be Early
Or should I say - if you want to know how to make your boss like you, be punctual. Sometimes this can mean be early at work. Do not turn up for work later than your boss. When you leave for the day, let your boss know you are leaving and ask if anything needs to be attended either that day itself or the next day.

Of course, there are many more ways on how you can make your boss like you. These are some of those that can work easily.

Like everything in life, you need to do this sincerely in order for it to work.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

IMHO, John Reese Is Way Better Than Batman

To start with, I'm not really a tv series fan, though I like Jack Bauer in 24 -- I've never been this much engrossed with it; but when a close friend (KeithAE) introduced me to "Person Of Interest" two weeks ago, I've been waiting like an obsessed maniac, because I am eagerly awaiting the next season2 episodes with twitchy fingers and bated breath.


Those of you who've seen all ten episodes of season1 will undoubtedly agree that after a promising start, POI has suddenly bludgeoned its way to the top of many DVR lists. It's initial reputation as a case-of-the-week procedural has been overshadowed by multiple juicy plot lines that simply came out of nowhere! This is now my personal favorite show of 2011. No surprise, since any show with J.J. Abrams and Jonathan Nolan at the helm was bound to be TV gold.

The series has introduced me to some very interesting characters, the dynamic duo of John Reese (Jim Caviesel) and Harold Finch (Micheal Emerson) is arguably one of the best. I don't have enough adjectives in my vocabulary to describe just how awesome these two characters (and actors) have made this show. Over the course of 2 weeks watching it, I've seen John Reese do some seriously kickass stuff. One can't help but compare his recent accomplishments to those of the original dark knight.

So is John Reese based on Batman?? Jonathan Nolan was one of the brains behind director and big bro Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight and the recently released The Dark Knight Rises. Was his inspiration behind POI entrenched in his previous experience researching Batman? If it was, he couldn't have chosen a better template to introduce us to this truly amazing character. And although many of you might disagree, I personally believe that Nolan has created an idea (and an individual) capable of exceeding the inspiration behind it!

The title of this post obviously caught your eye, so I'm going to stop rambling and get right down to it!

I hereby present 10 reasons why John Reese is better than Batman:

1. In the Pilot episode, the Rip Van Winkle version of Reese beat up a bunch of bratty gangster wannabe's in a subway train, and then the new and improved version came back and shot the same dudes each in their respective thighs. Batman could probably do the same thing, but he refuses to use guns and doesn't fight during the daytime. Wuss.

2. Reese has a smooth, baritone voice. Batman (at least, the Christian Bale version) sounds like a frog in a blender..gehe ;D

3. Harold Finch is Reese's partner. Robin is Batman's sidekick. Benjamin Linus trumps G. Callen. Nuff said.

4. Reese has a cool motorcycle. Batman has the batmobile. Who do you think has an easier time finding a parking space??

5. Reese's police counterpart is Carter. Batman has Commissioner Gordon. Carter is way hotter than Commissioner Gordon. So is Fusco.


6. Reese makes mincemeat out of the bad guys in every episode. After over seventy years, Batman still hasn't got the Joker off his ass. Kill the guy already for pete's sake!

7. John Reese doesn't take credit for the things he does. Batman's kind of a media hog ;(

8. John Reese prevents crimes before they happen and saves lives. Batman mopes around in the bat cave until someone flashes the bat signal. Either that or he's attending parties as Bruce Wayne. Talk about being a self absorbed prick!..pfft

9. John Reese puts on a suit and swings into action. Batman has to wear his bullet-proof batsuit, put on all his gadgets, get inside the batmobile and drive all the way to Gotham City from his mansion. It's an automatic head start for the bad guys. Besides Reese doesn't even wear a vest. Now that's confidence!

10. John Reese has an arsenal of sub-machine guns, assault rifles and grenade launchers. Batman has a few batarangs, the bathook, a grapple gun, and if memory serves me right, a bat-taser. Tee hee! Cute.. ;(

-John Reese sporting a Sig Sauer, *being a Sig owner myself; I'd say: "that's cool."

Stop shaking your fist at the monitor!
I'm bored. I'm watching the last 6 episodes of season 1 tonight;)

Monday, September 10, 2012

Happy Days (Nutri- Bun)

If you're a 70's or 80's child and you went to a public elementary school; then you belong to Nutribun generation and have fond memories of this cheap bread in the 70's & 80's.

What is Nutribun? (nutri-ban)


Nutribun was introduced in the early 70's to public elementary school students to fill up the malnutrition and crisis during those years. This is similar to Monay bread. Each class was given the exact number of Nutriban for a very affordable price. The Nutribun costs only few cents, only about five centavos. It was compulsary, but cheap :)

For my everyday baon; by which I remember was only 15 centavos, the cost of nutriban for recess was more than enough to survive the day. The bread is solid without air inside and not fluffy like the ordinary Pandesal. I would share my baon together with other classmates so we could buy a soft drink or samalameg to go with this bread during recess. We would share in one bottle of RC Cola or samalameg to save money from our allowance. Once we consume the whole bun, we'd feel heavy and full because it was solid and it tasted good even without fillings (or palaman) Sometimes, it has "Bukbok" (bread bugs) inside but it did not stop us to eat; we would just take them out of our Nutribun before we proceeded to eat. In my early age; I never thought about how freshly baked it was or if the ingredients were still fresh or whether the bread could be donated for a cause and about to expire. What I only thought about it, we're lucky enough to have something to eat; to have an affordable nutritional bun for recess.

It became a comon tag line among us kids; "Mura na, me free bukbok pa." I am not kidding here. It was vivid in my memories. My eldest son is aware about my story of Nutribun. I tell him whenever I got the chance about those happy days of my nutribun years. If this program be revived today; more students in public schools will benefit -- hopefully this time around; minus the bukbok :)



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